He isn’t worth it, but this hand-held vibrating massager definitely is.

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The Better Love Collection by Ella Paradis features a multitude of toys sure to meet your needs. When they recently reached out and asked if I would mind reviewing some of their toys, one of the first items that caught my attention was the “Don’t Text Your Ex” vibrating massager. It’s essentially a bullet vibrator, but cute and heart shaped instead of the traditional “bullet” design. I haven’t owned a bullet in years and wanted something I could hold in the palm of my hand for those moments when your fingers just aren’t doing it, but you don’t want to break out a vibrator.

This vibrating massager is made from body safe silicone, has an easy one button design, and is splash proof. I wouldn’t recommend submerging in water for extended periods of time, but it is fine to use in the shower. The run time on a full charge is about an hour.

How Well Does This Vibrating Massager Work?

After charging and washing, I decided there was no time like the present to check this new toy out. To turn it on, long press the power button and the light will come on. Short press the button to cycle through all the vibration patterns and intensity. There are 10 in all, ranging from pretty mild and buzzy to an intense buzz. It starts off on the lowest setting, then cycles through two other single vibration modes, followed by patterns.

I am not fond of patterned vibrations when it comes to massaging my clitoris. It’s distracting to me and just frustrates me more than turning me on. I figured out quickly I like the second single vibration mode, which I guess you could call the middle ground. The lowest vibration setting is more irritating to me than anything. It’s just not strong enough to get things going, but would be excellent for someone who has a more sensitive clit than I do.

The end of this vibrating massager is ABS plastic, so I don’t recommend using the tip for play. I keep that part in my hand and use the heart end for pleasure.

Pros and Cons

As much as I enjoy this toy and get almost daily use from it, I’ve found the power button is awkward. Because of the way you hold the toy, when you’re really getting into the vibrations, you can accidentally shut the toy off. It’s caused me to lose an orgasm more than once. I’ve tried holding the toy with the power button facing my palm, which helps a bit, but shut off still happens sometimes. Facing the power button out is almost a guarantee you’ll shut the power off, so inward it is!

Other than the power button issue, I can’t find anything wrong with this powerful little toy. Like I said, I use it almost daily, so that says something. It’s small enough to carry in your purse if you want and doesn’t take too long to charge. Since I use it so often, I’ve gotten in the habit of putting it on the charger every three days or so. Worse than accidentally pressing the power button would be to have it die in the middle of masturbating!

If you’ve been searching for a powerful vibrating massager, you can get yours from Ella Paradis today. It’s currently on sale for $46.99.