The idea of a sex machine has been intriguing to me since the first time I saw one at a swinger’s club.

So much so, I convinced my second husband to build one for me.

Although it was rudimentary, it got the job done for a fraction of the cost of a branded machine, which were upwards of $1000 back then. Being the tech savvy person he was, he even tried to integrate the machine with computer controls, which didn’t exactly work as he planned.

Overall, it was a neat experience, but left me wanting something a bit less DIY.
Hismith recently reached out to me and asked if I would be interested in reviewing their latest sex machine. I couldn’t say yes fast enough. My dream was coming true, I would finally be the proud owner of a legitimate sex machine.

Pricing: The Best Bang For Your Buck

While the cost of ownership of a sex machine has decreased in the years since I first became aware of them, they’re still a hefty investment. You’ll want to ensure you’re getting the best quality machine for your price point. If you order from my link, be sure to use code HSM10 at checkout to get a free spring attachment, valued at $30.

Hismith offers a number of sex machines in a variety of price points. With something to meet the needs of just about anyone, they’re an obvious place to shop.

According to their website, these are the current options available; priced low to high:

Hismith Auto Thrusting Machine– This is their lowest priced model. It’s a tabletop machine, with suction cups for extra hold. The stroke length is 2.4 inches and it features a 3XLR connector.

Hismith Affordable Supermatic Fucking Machine– This model is just a bit more than the thrusting machine and is set up like a ‘machine gun’. It seems sturdier. The stroke length is 2.4 inches and also features a 3XLR connector.

Hismith Rechargeable Portable Fucking Machine Capsule– For those who don’t want a bulky machine, this is the lowest priced portable option available. It is remote and app controlled, so you can send a link to anyone and hand over control with ease. This is the first machine on our list which features the kliclock attachment system.

Hismith Table Top 2–Premium Sex Machine with KlicLok System– This is the upgraded version of their original table top sex machine. Emma Austin recently reviewed this item, which you can read here.

Hismith APP Controlled Canon Series– This machine packs a lot of punch for a mid-range price. It’s design is compact, but don’t let that fool you. It has just as much torque as the larger machines!

Hismith Premium Remote Controlled Sex Machine– A heavier duty machine, complete with remote control, this option gives you the longest stroke length available from Hismith, up to 6 inches!

Hismith Premium Quad Penetration APP Controlled Sex Machine– Have you always wondered what DP would be like? Well, this powerful machine has you covered. With a stroke length of just shy of 6 inches and up to 240 RPMs of speed, you’ll have your wish granted. It can be app controlled, wireless remote controlled, or wired.

Hismith Tip Activated Sex Machine– this is the machine I have, so let’s get into the specs, shall we?

About the Hismith tip activated sex machine

Upon opening the box, the first thing I noticed was the heavy-duty bag the machine was packed in. The straps are well sewn, so no worries about them breaking. The sex machine is not lightweight by any means, coming in at about 25 pounds.
The machine comes with everything you need to assemble it and get started.
Inside the bag:
1 × premium sex machine
2 x solid steel legs and 2 x solid steel cross bars
1 x L-wrench
1 × portable nylon bag
1 × wired controller
1 × APP and remote controller
1 × 8″(21 cm) silicone dildo with water based lubricant

Power and Stroke of the Sex Machine

These are the two important features that show if the sex machine is good or corners have been cut.

With cheap thrusting sex machines, you’ll notice short stroke length. If you’re in the market for something more affordable than the model I have, you’ll have to sacrifice stroke length.

If the motor is weak, and the machine meets any resistance, it will stop or bind up. Not an issue with this Hismith Sex Machine. During testing, I realized this machine is intuitive. When it met resistance, instead of stopping, it just slows down.

Genius.

The parts, motor, solid metal (for weight) just cost too much for companies to use and be able to provide a cheaper machine. And even the software that comes with it isn’t cheap. Cheap and well-built don’t go together. Don’t settle for less than you deserve.

With Hismith you get 100W, 300N cm torque output that feels like having sex with power. Because it is. I can’t tell you the horsepower, but trust me, it’s more than enough.

Power means nothing if it’s not coupled with deep thrusting. The stroke length is easily adjustable from 1 to 6 inches (average penis size is 5.17 inches). So you have choices, lots of them.

How Loud Is The Machine?

If you’ve got kids running around or nosy neighbors it usually is a good idea to lock the doors and crank up the music for background noise. However, this machine is super quiet.
This video demonstrates both how to assemble the sex machine and what you get in the package. At 5min20s mark, the demonstrator runs the machine full blast if you want to hear the noise level.

It sounds louder than you think. 50dB is not very loud in the grand scheme of things. It’s comparable to a whisper or soft music.

Troubleshooting: What if things go wrong?

This is a big deal, especially when you’ve forked out a good chunk of change.
I haven’t found, so far, any other sex machine company that gets so many positive reviews. Their Amazon store has a 97% positive approval rating over the lifetime of the store. Hismith offers a 1-year warranty for the whole sex machine and a 2 year warranty for the motor.

Their customer service/troubleshooting is handled by email and their turn-around time is about 8 hours. Keep in mind, their customer service team is in China, so accommodate for time difference.

How Fast Is The Delivery?

Hismith delivers from whatever closest warehouse there is to you. So, if you’re in the United States like I am, your machine will be delivered from their Amazon Flagship Store, here in the US.

It took approximately 4 days for me to receive everything ordered. The machine itself was here in 3 days.

The shipping is discreet. Mine came in an Amazon outer box, with the item in a neutral brown box with Hismith Automatic device printed on the label.

No sensitive words.

Once assembled, you can also use the bag the machine comes with for storage. If you don’t want to disassemble, the model I received even comes with a handy dust cover, which goes over the entire unit, minus the legs, making it easy to discreetly store in the corner of your room without question.

Attachments

By default, this Hismith comes with Quick Air connector or Kliclok. Mine also came with a six inch insertable length dildo and a cock sheath.

To use suction cup or Vac-u-loc dildos, you’ll need to get adapters. Hismith offers adapters for both types, as well as a ‘bandage’ adapter for male masturbators, a clip for your wands, and a spring attachment to make using heavier toys better.
You can always purchase Kliclok based dildos from Hismith, and the attachment at the base is removable if you want to use the dildo without the machine.

Here are three sex toy attachments I recommend:

spring attachment - more forgiving with the angles, requires less adjustment. If you don’t like re-setting your machine and just need a bit of an angle adjustment, the spring attachment works well.

extension rod -If you’re a squirter, like I am, this is a must. It puts your body further away from the mechanical portions of the machine while still giving you the thrust you desire.

DP attachment -this speaks for itself. If you don’t purchase the machine specifically for DP, you can purchase this attachment and make your machine a DP powerhouse.

How it Feels Being Fucked by a Sex Machine

My husband and I tested this together, so I could concentrate on the amazing feelings while he controlled the machine. Once we got it set to the depth and speed we wanted, he was hands free to do whatever he liked.

This particular machine comes with a wireless remote and a wired one. If your partner likes to sit back and watch, either remote is handy. The wireless one has a range of about 20 meters.

But this sex machine comes with a bonus. It can be controlled by an app on your phone. Just download the app and watch the sparks fly. When I’m home during the day and my husband is out working, we can text one another and set up a time for him to toy with me via machine.

I send him a link and he instantly has access. Your machine needs to be on to connect to the app and get links. This sex machine is also enabled to work with Chaturbate, a cam model site.

Once you download the software on your computer and connect it to your Chaturbate account, clients can control your machine via tips. How cool is that?

The feeling can get intense, so you’ll want to play with the controls to find the right settings for you. The app comes pre-programmed with eight different settings to get you started. There’s also a community feature on the app where other users have created their own settings for you to use if you’d like.

Unlike using a dildo or vibrator with just your hand, a sex machine gives you the option to use your hands or another toy on your clit (or other parts of your body) while being fucked. It takes masturbation to a whole new level.

I will say, it takes some adjusting. Our machine is on a stand, but it isn’t very tall, so unless I’m willing to lie on the floor, some ingenuity had to come into play. We have an old piano bench we weren’t using, which is the perfect height to rest the machine on, while I lie on the bed.

It allows me to be comfortable while getting fucked, and who doesn’t want that?

If you’re planning to use the machine (with stand) on a hardwood floor or any smooth surface, I recommend putting extra grip on the bottom bars. They come with anti-skid caps, but they don’t grip on smooth surfaces very well. When you are using the machine, you don’t want it to move (other than thrusting!) or you may end up getting fucked where you don’t want.

We added rubber grip to the bottom bars and that fixed the issue.

Pro-Tips and Tricks

  • the metal piece that from the dildo (quick connector) will tend to rust if you don’t dry it off well.
  • if you’re using a sex machines on high speed and it’s moving around add a sand-bag or a dumbbell on the base. If it’s moving because you’re on a smooth surface (not carpet) then adding rubber grip to the bottom bars helps a lot.
  • when you find the right angles for the positions, put marks on the stands for quicker future setup.
  • make sure everything is tightened down before you start the engine. Use the provided L wrench for that.

 

The Bottom Line

I recommend it wholeheartedly, however, no machine is great for everyone.
The biggest downside I can find is, this machine isn’t that compact - so if you care for something light and discreet, this will be overkill. But don’t worry, Hismith makes lighter, more portable machines for those who don’t need or want a heavy duty monster like this one.

For me, this sex machine with a sturdy stand is perfect. But I love that they offer other options to accommodate everyone.

For the price, this machine is well-built, easy to assemble, and a lot of fun to use. I expect to have this sex toy for a long time and get a ton of use from it.

This article contains affiliate links. If you click on them and make a purchase on the site, I earn a small commission and you will be supporting my work while enjoying the joys of a quality sex machine. Be sure to use code HSM10 when checking out to get a free spring clip with your order, valued at $30.

As the proud owner of a full-sized sex machine, I wasn’t exactly in the market for a miniature version. But my contact at Adorime reached out and gave me a few options to choose from for a new toy and this thrusting dildo was the best one for me.

Personally, I wouldn’t really call it a sex machine. Yes, it’s lightweight, portable, and it thrusts. You get the power to control the vibration/patterns, seven different levels, which is nice. The thrust distance is about 1 inch. This is where it differs from what I think of as a sex machine. Most have at least 2.5 inches of thrust available, and in the case of the full sized machine I have, 6 inches!

But being honest, 6 inches of thrust can be a bit much.

The difference between this telescopic dildo (thrusting dildo) and a portable sex machine is where it thrusts from. With this toy, it’s all internal, which is why it doesn’t thrust any further than it does. With a portable sex machine, the dildo attaches to an arm that does the thrusting. Both are good, it just depends on your preference.

Specs

Strong Suction Cup: The vacuum suction base is a very strong hold, you can attach it to the wall, a mirror, a table or the floor, any surface which is smooth. and it has an available angle of 225°.

7.5 inches total length, 6.3 inches insertable, 1.4 inch circumference.

How Does a Thrusting Dildo Feel?

The Adorime Thrusting Dildo is made of high quality, medical grade, body safe silicone, so it feels really soft to the touch and realistic. It’s quite realistic in appearance too, if that’s something you like.

Personally, it doesn’t matter to me whether my dildos are life-like or smooth.

As far as how it feels being used, it has quite a bit of power. And the best feature, to me, is the attached suction cup mechanism. It’s removable, so if you just want the dildo and don’t need to stick it to a surface, you have that option. But when you do use it, it stays where you put it, even during use.

Unlike most dildos with suction cups, this is a heavier duty cup that snaps into place. You’re not hoping it will stay, it physically clips down and provides a much stronger suction.

You can watch me demonstrate how it works here:

What Comes in The Box?

It’s packaged discretely, just a plain Amazon cardboard box, so you don’t have to worry about being outed for ordering sex toys. The box the toy comes in is one you could use for storage if you don’t have something in place already. It does not come with a bag for storage, which always makes me a little sad.

Inside, you’ll find the thrusting dildo, remote control, and charging cable. It’s not the magnetic type, instead, it has a 3.5 mm jack type attachment on one end, which plugs into the dildo in between the power and settings button. Traditional USB on the other end.

Pros and Cons

Adorime states on their product information that this toy is 100% waterproof, but I have to call BS on that. There’s a hole for charging, you definitely don’t want to get water in there. I think you’re good as long as you just run the dildo under water and avoid the plastic portion.

It is fairly powerful, vibration wise, for such an inexpensive toy. Right now, it’s priced at $36 USD. And so far, I’ve had no issues with resistance. A lot of cheaper toys that thrust end up binding up when they meet resistance within your body. I.e. your vagina or anus contracts. This toy slows down a bit but then powers right through.

Charge time is around 2 hours, and Adorime states you’ll get 90 minutes of playtime. I have not found this to be wholly accurate. So far, it seems to last about 45 minutes before it starts to really slow down and become fairly useless.

The Bottom Line

Overall, this is a really high quality toy for the price. I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect it to be as nice as it is, so that was a nice surprise. I would recommend it to anyone in the market for a portable, telescopic dildo.

This post contains affiliate links, so not only will you be getting a quality product, you’ll also be helping support my writing.

 

 

 

 

Tztoyz recently contacted me and asked if I would be willing to test their newest product in exchange for an honest review. Well, you guys know me, of course I said yes!

I’ll admit, there were a couple of things I was a bit leery of to start with. It’s been years since I owned a straight up dildo. Lately, I’ve been a lot more interested in toys with more of a bang, so to speak.

This medical grade silicone, realistic dildo is the real deal, though. It measures a whopping 8.6 inches total length (which includes the ‘eggs’ as they’re labeled), with an insertable length of 6.3 inches.

That was my second concern. This is a lot bigger than what I prefer. But I figured hey, I’m in control of this bad boy, I don’t have to use the whole thing!

The Look and Feel of a Realistic Dildo

Unlike a lot of so called realistic dildos on the market, this item looks and feels like the real thing. It’s soft, yet has a hard core, has realistic veins, is well shaped, and even has balls…I mean, ‘eggs’.

And it has a suction cup, which doubles as a base for your strap-on needs.

The suction cup has good grip. I tested it first, without actually playing with the toy, by wetting the cup just a bit, and sticking it to the wall in my bathroom. It stayed where I placed it for 30 minutes before sliding down the wall.

Then, came the REAL test.

Would it hold up to actual use?

Yes, yes it does.

After washing with mild soap and warm water, it was time to do the actual testing. Be sure to have lots of silicone safe lube on hand.

Doggy style seemed like the perfect position to test my new friend. Thankfully, my bed is against a wall and isn’t impeded by a headboard!

Be sure to attach your new friend to the surface of your choice before coating it in lube; makes things much less slippery! Learn from my mistakes, folks.

This position allowed me to control the depth of insertion and be hands free so I could use a vibrating toy on other sensitive areas.

Worked like a charm.

The toy stayed where it was placed with no issues and felt just like the real thing.

Clean-up is easy, just wash well with mild soap and warm water. I like easy. Hell, I am easy.

Not one to keep my toys to myself, the next time I took out this large and in charge boy, I did it with my husband. We’ve been having a lot of fun recently toying (pun intended) with the idea of adding a third body to the mix. What better way to try it out than without the actual body?

The Bottom Line

We’ve learned this giant is a vaginal only toy for me, I’ve not quite worked up the nerve to insert it anally. Yet. Trust me, it will likely happen. I love how realistic it feels, especially when we’re using it together. It gives you a great idea of how it would feel to be double penetrated.

Disclaimer:

Tztoyz provided this item to me in exchange for an honest review. Links are affiliate links, so not only do you get a quality item, you help support my writing in the process!