The idea of a sex machine has been intriguing to me since the first time I saw one at a swinger’s club.
So much so, I convinced my second husband to build one for me.
Although it was rudimentary, it got the job done for a fraction of the cost of a branded machine, which were upwards of $1000 back then. Being the tech savvy person he was, he even tried to integrate the machine with computer controls, which didn’t exactly work as he planned.
Overall, it was a neat experience, but left me wanting something a bit less DIY.
Hismith recently reached out to me and asked if I would be interested in reviewing their latest sex machine. I couldn’t say yes fast enough. My dream was coming true, I would finally be the proud owner of a legitimate sex machine.
Pricing: The Best Bang For Your Buck
While the cost of ownership of a sex machine has decreased in the years since I first became aware of them, they’re still a hefty investment. You’ll want to ensure you’re getting the best quality machine for your price point. If you order from my link, be sure to use code HSM10 at checkout to get a free spring attachment, valued at $30.
Hismith offers a number of sex machines in a variety of price points. With something to meet the needs of just about anyone, they’re an obvious place to shop.
According to their website, these are the current options available; priced low to high:
Hismith Auto Thrusting Machine– This is their lowest priced model. It’s a tabletop machine, with suction cups for extra hold. The stroke length is 2.4 inches and it features a 3XLR connector.
Hismith Affordable Supermatic Fucking Machine– This model is just a bit more than the thrusting machine and is set up like a ‘machine gun’. It seems sturdier. The stroke length is 2.4 inches and also features a 3XLR connector.
Hismith Rechargeable Portable Fucking Machine Capsule– For those who don’t want a bulky machine, this is the lowest priced portable option available. It is remote and app controlled, so you can send a link to anyone and hand over control with ease. This is the first machine on our list which features the kliclock attachment system.
Hismith Table Top 2–Premium Sex Machine with KlicLok System– This is the upgraded version of their original table top sex machine. Emma Austin recently reviewed this item, which you can read here.
Hismith APP Controlled Canon Series– This machine packs a lot of punch for a mid-range price. It’s design is compact, but don’t let that fool you. It has just as much torque as the larger machines!
Hismith Premium Remote Controlled Sex Machine– A heavier duty machine, complete with remote control, this option gives you the longest stroke length available from Hismith, up to 6 inches!
Hismith Premium Quad Penetration APP Controlled Sex Machine– Have you always wondered what DP would be like? Well, this powerful machine has you covered. With a stroke length of just shy of 6 inches and up to 240 RPMs of speed, you’ll have your wish granted. It can be app controlled, wireless remote controlled, or wired.
Hismith Tip Activated Sex Machine– this is the machine I have, so let’s get into the specs, shall we?
About the Hismith tip activated sex machine
Upon opening the box, the first thing I noticed was the heavy-duty bag the machine was packed in. The straps are well sewn, so no worries about them breaking. The sex machine is not lightweight by any means, coming in at about 25 pounds.
The machine comes with everything you need to assemble it and get started.
Inside the bag:
1 × premium sex machine
2 x solid steel legs and 2 x solid steel cross bars
1 x L-wrench
1 × portable nylon bag
1 × wired controller
1 × APP and remote controller
1 × 8″(21 cm) silicone dildo with water based lubricant
Power and Stroke of the Sex Machine
These are the two important features that show if the sex machine is good or corners have been cut.
With cheap thrusting sex machines, you’ll notice short stroke length. If you’re in the market for something more affordable than the model I have, you’ll have to sacrifice stroke length.
If the motor is weak, and the machine meets any resistance, it will stop or bind up. Not an issue with this Hismith Sex Machine. During testing, I realized this machine is intuitive. When it met resistance, instead of stopping, it just slows down.
The parts, motor, solid metal (for weight) just cost too much for companies to use and be able to provide a cheaper machine. And even the software that comes with it isn’t cheap. Cheap and well-built don’t go together. Don’t settle for less than you deserve.
With Hismith you get 100W, 300N cm torque output that feels like having sex with power. Because it is. I can’t tell you the horsepower, but trust me, it’s more than enough.
Power means nothing if it’s not coupled with deep thrusting. The stroke length is easily adjustable from 1 to 6 inches (average penis size is 5.17 inches). So you have choices, lots of them.
How Loud Is The Machine?
If you’ve got kids running around or nosy neighbors it usually is a good idea to lock the doors and crank up the music for background noise. However, this machine is super quiet.
This video demonstrates both how to assemble the sex machine and what you get in the package. At 5min20s mark, the demonstrator runs the machine full blast if you want to hear the noise level.
It sounds louder than you think. 50dB is not very loud in the grand scheme of things. It’s comparable to a whisper or soft music.
Troubleshooting: What if things go wrong?
This is a big deal, especially when you’ve forked out a good chunk of change.
I haven’t found, so far, any other sex machine company that gets so many positive reviews. Their Amazon store has a 97% positive approval rating over the lifetime of the store. Hismith offers a 1-year warranty for the whole sex machine and a 2 year warranty for the motor.
Their customer service/troubleshooting is handled by email and their turn-around time is about 8 hours. Keep in mind, their customer service team is in China, so accommodate for time difference.
How Fast Is The Delivery?
Hismith delivers from whatever closest warehouse there is to you. So, if you’re in the United States like I am, your machine will be delivered from their Amazon Flagship Store, here in the US.
It took approximately 4 days for me to receive everything ordered. The machine itself was here in 3 days.
The shipping is discreet. Mine came in an Amazon outer box, with the item in a neutral brown box with Hismith Automatic device printed on the label.
No sensitive words.
Once assembled, you can also use the bag the machine comes with for storage. If you don’t want to disassemble, the model I received even comes with a handy dust cover, which goes over the entire unit, minus the legs, making it easy to discreetly store in the corner of your room without question.
By default, this Hismith comes with Quick Air connector or Kliclok. Mine also came with a six inch insertable length dildo and a cock sheath.
To use suction cup or Vac-u-loc dildos, you’ll need to get adapters. Hismith offers adapters for both types, as well as a ‘bandage’ adapter for male masturbators, a clip for your wands, and a spring attachment to make using heavier toys better.
You can always purchase Kliclok based dildos from Hismith, and the attachment at the base is removable if you want to use the dildo without the machine.
Here are three sex toy attachments I recommend:
spring attachment - more forgiving with the angles, requires less adjustment. If you don’t like re-setting your machine and just need a bit of an angle adjustment, the spring attachment works well.
extension rod -If you’re a squirter, like I am, this is a must. It puts your body further away from the mechanical portions of the machine while still giving you the thrust you desire.
DP attachment -this speaks for itself. If you don’t purchase the machine specifically for DP, you can purchase this attachment and make your machine a DP powerhouse.
How it Feels Being Fucked by a Sex Machine
My husband and I tested this together, so I could concentrate on the amazing feelings while he controlled the machine. Once we got it set to the depth and speed we wanted, he was hands free to do whatever he liked.
This particular machine comes with a wireless remote and a wired one. If your partner likes to sit back and watch, either remote is handy. The wireless one has a range of about 20 meters.
But this sex machine comes with a bonus. It can be controlled by an app on your phone. Just download the app and watch the sparks fly. When I’m home during the day and my husband is out working, we can text one another and set up a time for him to toy with me via machine.
I send him a link and he instantly has access. Your machine needs to be on to connect to the app and get links. This sex machine is also enabled to work with Chaturbate, a cam model site.
Once you download the software on your computer and connect it to your Chaturbate account, clients can control your machine via tips. How cool is that?
The feeling can get intense, so you’ll want to play with the controls to find the right settings for you. The app comes pre-programmed with eight different settings to get you started. There’s also a community feature on the app where other users have created their own settings for you to use if you’d like.
Unlike using a dildo or vibrator with just your hand, a sex machine gives you the option to use your hands or another toy on your clit (or other parts of your body) while being fucked. It takes masturbation to a whole new level.
I will say, it takes some adjusting. Our machine is on a stand, but it isn’t very tall, so unless I’m willing to lie on the floor, some ingenuity had to come into play. We have an old piano bench we weren’t using, which is the perfect height to rest the machine on, while I lie on the bed.
It allows me to be comfortable while getting fucked, and who doesn’t want that?
If you’re planning to use the machine (with stand) on a hardwood floor or any smooth surface, I recommend putting extra grip on the bottom bars. They come with anti-skid caps, but they don’t grip on smooth surfaces very well. When you are using the machine, you don’t want it to move (other than thrusting!) or you may end up getting fucked where you don’t want.
We added rubber grip to the bottom bars and that fixed the issue.
Pro-Tips and Tricks
- the metal piece that from the dildo (quick connector) will tend to rust if you don’t dry it off well.
- if you’re using a sex machines on high speed and it’s moving around add a sand-bag or a dumbbell on the base. If it’s moving because you’re on a smooth surface (not carpet) then adding rubber grip to the bottom bars helps a lot.
- when you find the right angles for the positions, put marks on the stands for quicker future setup.
- make sure everything is tightened down before you start the engine. Use the provided L wrench for that.
The Bottom Line
I recommend it wholeheartedly, however, no machine is great for everyone.
The biggest downside I can find is, this machine isn’t that compact - so if you care for something light and discreet, this will be overkill. But don’t worry, Hismith makes lighter, more portable machines for those who don’t need or want a heavy duty monster like this one.
For me, this sex machine with a sturdy stand is perfect. But I love that they offer other options to accommodate everyone.
For the price, this machine is well-built, easy to assemble, and a lot of fun to use. I expect to have this sex toy for a long time and get a ton of use from it.
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